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#Squids day off how to#
SpongeBob asking everyone if they can show him how to tie his shoes.SpongeBob tripping over his untied shoelaces.Gary reveals a record player underneath his shell and finishes the episode putting on a record of the song " Loop de Loop," which finally teaches SpongeBob how to tie his shoes perfectly. Amazed, SpongeBob asks Gary where he learned to tie them. SpongeBob drags himself home, thinking that his shoes will forever remain untied, but Gary, surprisingly, ties his shoes for him. This fact does not impede his enjoyment of wearing a sock on his ghostly tail.
The Dutchman admits that he has no need to tie his shoes as, being a ghost, he no longer has feet. He demonstrates various knots of increasing complexity, but is stumped when SpongeBob asks for a knot for tying shoes. As it so happens, the Dutchman has held the title of Fancy Knotting Contest Champion for 3,000 years and is confident that he can teach SpongeBob a thing or two about knots. Failing to find someone who wears shoes, SpongeBob's cries of anguish summon The Flying Dutchman. In desperation, SpongeBob starts asking anyone (including Painty the Pirate) if they know how to tie a knot. Krabs solemnly informs him that he does not wear shoes. Krabs that he cannot remember how to tie his shoes and asks him for help.

Krabs calls for SpongeBob to present himself. Squidward replies with some difficulty that SpongeBob is to blame. He bursts out with his pants down and demands to know why his customers have left. Krabs, occupied with a crossword in the bathroom, hears disgruntled customers leaving to eat at the Chum Bucket. This mishap repeats several times until Squidward is engorged with Krabby Patties, which makes the customers angry. With one gingerly step forward, he trips and catapults the Krabby Patty into Squidward's mouth. He tries shuffling over, millimeters at a time, but gets practically nowhere as Squidward orders SpongeBob to move. However, bringing the order to Squidward across the room presents a daunting challenge. Even through his exhaustion, SpongeBob realizes he still has to cook, and that doing so standing in one spot will be simple enough. Patrick only suspects SpongeBob of dieting, so SpongeBob takes care to keep his shoes hidden as he trudges to the kitchen. Not wanting to look foolish in front of Patrick, he pounds his feet through the floorboards so that Patrick cannot see them. SpongeBob finally arrives, only to find Patrick already there eating a Krabby Patty. Moving, however, presents a problem, as SpongeBob trips over his untied laces every step of the way to the Krusty Krab. When a good night's sleep fails to jog his memory, he decides to set the problem aside for the time being and get a move on to work. Upon reminding Patrick that he is late for something, Patrick rushes out of the Pineapple, saying that they will have to do the lesson later, and SpongeBob faces the realization that he has forgotten how to tie his shoes, as they have remained tied ever since his life began. However, SpongeBob's attempts to tie them again fail. SpongeBob says that he will teach Patrick, untying his shoes to demonstrate. When SpongeBob asks to see them on his feet, Patrick confesses that he does not know how to tie his laces. In the beginning of the episode, SpongeBob is watching a dancing anemone on TV, supposedly "looking for the sports channel." Patrick comes bursting through the door with his hands inside a pair of new shoes.
